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english burrito

the literal act of shitting onto a piece of paper, wrapping it up (like a burrito), and turning it in as an assignment. Can be used in any class but works best for english-related classes because most students write B.S. anyway.
Brian didn't want to spend a whole weekend writing an essay he was going to fail, regardless of his effort, so instead he turned in an english burrito to voice his displeasure.
by gocavs July 9, 2010
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Englad

A combination of the Words English and Lad.

The term 'Lad' is a word to describe a typical kind of guy doing typical guy things.

Englad is an extention of that meaning a English lad acting like a stereotypical English guy.

Having a few pints, a bit of banter & a cheeky Nandos to name a few examples of Englad activities!

Some examples of it's usage:
Example 1:

Charlie: Alright Matt Mate, have you met my pal Dave?

Matt: Ohh yeah bruv! I met him down the pub the other day he's a proper Englad ain't he!?

Steve: Yeah Mate! Loves a bit of banter the old Dave!

Example 2:

Dave: Ey John, fancy goin' Ibiza with the Englads next month???

John: Some time away with the boys!? Sounds bloody mental mate! I'll call up the Englads and we can discuss more over a cheeky nandos!

Dave : Nice one Geez, Get in!
by KaizenOkami June 21, 2018
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English Class

The most useless class on the face of this planet if you live in an English speaking country. You basically get taught how to spell English words, how to use English grammar, and how to properly construct an English sentence.
Basically, if you live in an English speaking country, you are getting taught shit you already know. If you are an unlucky soul like me, you get assigned a DBQ (Document Based Question) where you have a stupid question like "Who Are The Outsiders", and then you have to read a background essay, answer questions, read all the documents and answer all the questions after each document. Then after THAT, you get to write a 3-4 paragraph essay on "Who Are The Outsiders". In other cases, the teacher will just make you write an essay about the most useless shit on Earth.
Sometimes, you get a vocabulary packet. Where I go to school, basically it's where you read a 9-10 paragraph essay that has 20-30 highlighted words. Then, after that, you go over all the words and their definitions. Then, you get to match the words with their definitions, match synonyms, match antonyms, and find out the central idea of the passage. Overall, their are about 65 questions on each packet. You must turn this in every week since each of these are worth 25% of your grade, and if you bring the wrong one, you are screwed.
In other words, the class sucks.
Why do I have to take English class if I already speak the goddamn language?
by Master Of Nations December 20, 2020
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FOH engineer

foh engineer is the person at concerts who you see operating the mixing console. foh stands for "front of house"
this person is highly under appreciated. when the show sounds great, everyone praises the band, when the show sounds bad, everyone blames the engineer.
person one: wow that show sounded great!
person two: yeah, lets applaud the band, but did you hear the opening act? they sucked!
person one: oh, no they are good, it was just the foh engineers fault.
by jamieshred June 5, 2010
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New England Clusterfuck

A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.
I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...
by wthrfrk80 March 3, 2011
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Mr.English

the coolest teacher ever who using his charm will steal all you bikes and tv sets and put them in his back yard.
oh snap son that Mr.English just got my bike for the third time this week
or if you buy a new tv set keep an eye out for those Mr.Englishes
by its me mr.english or jason August 25, 2011
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Eternal engagement

What a savvy woman enters into in lieu of marriage. A permanent fiancé with the added benefit of a diamond ring, but without any of the complications of marriage. A diamond ring without the strings.
My friends are celebrating the fifth year of their eternal engagement.
by LuluBleu September 2, 2017
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