emotional ejaculation

The art of spewing your feelings, with no particular point of interest. Typically, this performance occurs prior to utter inebriation.

Usually, Bob is a pretty quiet guy. After a few too many shots last night though, Suzy became the target of his emotional ejaculation.

by teamknapsack June 27, 2017

emotional epilepsy

When several powerful and sometimes negative emotions appear simultaneously and cause a cognitive meltdown. The person usually acts harshly as a result or sometimes simply shuts down for a time as a result.

He told her she looked nice today but she immediately thought of all the men who had been abusive to her so her emotional epilepsy caused a strange reaction because she spit on him.

by itkillz July 25, 2017

Emotional blueballs

When you and your new potential mate are perfectly aligned but then their ex steps back in the picture and you are put on hold.

It was so good between us. It kept getting better then one day, I was told that he needed time to sort out some things. I had to put my emotions on ice, now I have emotional blueballs.

by tyrannicalpie August 23, 2017

emotional head

The kind of head you want when you say you want head but you also won’t get head from just anybody without an emotional investment.

Yo, you down for some NSA head?
Nah, I’m only ever down for emotional head, HMU when you have your life together.

by Some bro dude September 18, 2017

emotional pollution

Noun. A distracting and excessive cloud of feelings that surrounds a complainer and overcasts an event. May include complaints drenched in anger or grief, but not a physical solution. Used to push others away with its feckless toxicity.

--He could have done his homework, but instead just spent an hour complaining about it. The air was so thick with emotional pollution, I just had to get out of there.

--I think she had a problem with my attitude, but I couldn't care less. She just babbled emotional pollution of "blah blah blah." Some people live to perfect their outrage.

by UGiveUp2 November 11, 2017

emotional cleanse

When you purposely make yourself cry for 20-30 mins and then move on with your day like nothing happened, feeling refreshed. The depressed and the normal both undergo this phenomenon, as it is a good way of hiding your emotions, and everybody knows that everything is fake out there nowadays.

"Are you okay?"
"I'm okay, I just really need an emotional cleanse"
"oh yeah, me too. I usually do it every night before I go to sleep"
"that sounds really unhealthy"
"Fuck I forgot you're a doctor, why are all my friends doctors"

by graya November 29, 2017

emotional climate

A phrase used to describe the emotional level of a group of people in a specific area, region or country.

Veronica was hesitant to share her opinion at the symposium because the emotional climate of the room felt off.

by HealthyMomNextDoor January 15, 2018