The most mid things in existence

Bloodborne, Better Call Saul, Breaking Bad, Overwatch 2, and Bleach

They are so very mid it is the most mid things in existence

by Coleolikesmen October 20, 2022

ex I never had

1. Someone who likes you to the point of obsession, where they act like they have a right to your affection, and this leads to hostility and excessive jealousy after you enter into a relationship with a different person.

2. Someone who flirts so excessively that they might as well be a significant other. Especially those who flirt with you in the presence of an actual significant other.

*snotty girl gives demeaning look and huffs away*
GF: Who is THAT?
BF: Ugh, the ex I never had.

'ex': well why don't we go on a long walk together...alone?
BF: uhhhhh...
GF: Who do you think you are? The ex he never had?

by talon256 July 21, 2012

Exiles

ignorant freeposter,gay and mentally challenged,who sits in a wheel chair and masturbates to Episodes of Touched by an Angel. Last known appearence was on Art of Rhyme dot com, destroying what dignity he had.

see Wanksta,Clown and Talentless.

"Mommy,Exiles offered me Candy to get into his van."

"Why does Exiles walk like a man who just got off a horse for the first time,dad?"

by Jewelius Seizer March 6, 2003

german arty exibition

when a group of people get together, often immitating german accents to turn eachother on, flop out their shlongs and paint them in colorful patterns, then wipe them on eachothers lips for a cheap style lipstick.

"i aint havin no party for my birthday this year, im having a german arty exibition instead!"

by Alex Lee in plymouth January 6, 2008

exit strategy

The way you leave a party or bar after drinking and dancing with your friends. Develops over time into a predictable series of actions which are entirely chaste for some people and completely slutty for others.

"My slutty friend Sheryl's exit strategy always included a blow-job. I don't know why she couldn't just shake hands and say thank-you for dinner like other people."

by anemeth October 8, 2011

The French Exit

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.

My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...

by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021

Irish Exit

When the handsomest man or. woman at a party up and decides the party is over for him or her, and leaves everybody wishing they had one last look. (all other definitions are racist and demeaning, mistakenly assigning drunkenness as the reason, but the Irish know we are much smarter than this, and we want always to leave them wanting more, and this is one way to know we’ll be missed.)

Ah, Patrick O’Hagan you handsome man, I was gonna kiss you, but alas, I missed my chance when you vanished without a trace, in Irish Exit once again.

by Stu Cherbourg August 25, 2019