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the election in a nutshell

Bush is concerned about maniacs who build bombs,hi-jack planes and behead people for fun.

Democrats are concerned about PETA and weirdos who do naked yoga in the street!
I want to be free to not be blowd-up or beheaded.
by think October 28, 2004
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weight lifter's erections

When one is lifting, causing the veins in their arm to pop out as a result of this.
I was lifting yesterday, when suddenly, suddenly, I got some weight lifter's erections.
by bob shipopo May 3, 2008
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erectionafying

when something is so hot that it immediately induces an erection
Sean Day's gingery hair is so erectionafying.
by hollister1234 November 8, 2009
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election

A competition against two people to see who will get the most votes
There is another election coming soon, I wonder who should I vote for?
by Doctor Piggy June 2, 2016
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socialized election

a publicly funded election.

an election that is paid for by taxpayers without advertising paid for by corporations.

an election where politicians can't use bribes to pay for campaign advertising.

an election where multimillionaires can't buy their way into office.
If we had a socialized election, maybe a lot of the money we spend on stuff like cell phones, internet, cable and cars wouldn't be used to pay off politicians.

Socialized elections are a lot like socialized armed services. They're way better than vigilantes.

If you had a socialized election, Citizens United wouldn't be allowed to buy your vote with a phony ad.

Socialized medicine and socialized elections are great because they both would save the American People trillions of dollars.

Isn't a socialized election like a "government takeover" of elections? Yes, you fucking dope.

Do you mean if we had socialized elections, there wouldn't be all the bullshit ads on TV by politicians? YES
by euphemismo November 28, 2010
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The 2020 Election

by Lotus 2.0 November 3, 2020
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emection

An erection caused by watching someone barf or barfing yourself.
As my wife barfed, I stuck my emection up her ass.
by JJ Jarvis May 12, 2011
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