electrian

A person who is proficient in matters concerning electricity, including wiring; motors and drives; instrumentation; lighting; programmable logic controllers. Typical electrians are recruited from the ranks of stinking factory workers. Electrians are famous for there ability to eat enormous quantities of doughnuts and pizza. Electrians sell their children for whiskey.

My computer wasn't computin' so I called for an ELECTRIAN and he came by and couldn't fix it but he looked real good doing it and sounded so smart that I'm sure he must be a genius !!

by Dave Wiggins March 21, 2007

Electric Gonorreah

'The noisy killer' Affects around 20% of youth.

Esaily spotted by the noise made by sufferers:

'BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGG" (imagine the hum on 100 000 Volts, amplify it a little and reduce)

Sufferer: 'I've got Electric Gonorreah --BRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGG-- the noisy killer'

Doctor: 'Get the fuck away from me'

by MWG, The Noisy Killer February 3, 2010

Eleanor

eleanor is a huge crackhead that will steal all your food without a care in the world.

A: Who’s that? They just ate all my food!!!
B: Oh that’s just Eleanor. get used to it
A: Ohhh boy.

by Bella S W. November 20, 2019

Carmen Electra

The most incredibly hot chik who has ever existed. She's a bitch for marrying that Dave Na-fucking-varro faggot, but i'd eat my dick to get a chance do her.

A Carmen Electra in your hand is better than two Pam Andersons on your bush.

by Deejai August 7, 2004

Electric Unicorn

To taser your girlfriend when you are about to ejaculate in the doggy style position, literally making your penis an electric unicorn.

"Wow! Jacob's dick was like the horn of an electric unicorn last night!"

by Lboogied May 18, 2010

Electric Wango Dango

A synonym for sexual intercourse. Originated in Braintree, Ma.

Me and my girl just had the Electric Wango Dango for the first time, and it was magical.

by Matty "The Iceman" Ice March 23, 2011

Elea

Elea is a blonde or brown haired girl with bright blue eyes and a wonderful smile. She will crack you up on FaceTime and spam you all the time and it doesn’t matter what she does she is beautiful.

“Oh look, she is beautiful!” -Jasmine

“She must be an Elea,” -Abigail.

by Jazpaterson April 16, 2020