Dutch Hammonds

To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.

One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.

Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.

I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.

I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.

by benjaminbunny August 17, 2014

Dutch condom

Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.

We dutch condomed last night, it was great!

by LordOfTheFlees January 29, 2022

dutch windowcleaner

The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.

What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.

by Nero the Fox November 05, 2013

Dutch Crouch

When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.

Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.

by Yeet90 November 16, 2020

dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky February 26, 2016

dutch mustang

The Dutch mustang is when your lady puts on wooden shoes and then bends over while you fuck her from behind. The shoes make it sound like you are a riding a horse through the streets of Amsterdam.

She sounded just like a Dutch mustang.

by Chucktatorship January 11, 2018

Dutch hummer

When a guy swings his dick around like a windmill and the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Something something windmill something something bj.

I tried a Dutch hummer but just ended up dick slapping her.

by Hotelalphlimaechoyankee October 26, 2019