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dickletyzed

A woman who becomes religious because a man she's into is a Jesus junky.
Jackie used to be a hoochie mamma, but Joey totally dickletyzed her, now she goes to church, reads a bible, and has a rosary hanging on her bed, where the handcuffs used to be.
by drbillyg May 17, 2011
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Dackless

Not wearing pants. Without ones trousers on. Butt naked.
It's ok to go topless on the beach in France, but not dackless.
by Bob7 September 17, 2012
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dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.
John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".
by fairy fuck September 18, 2012
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Dickleosis

Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.

*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.
Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.
by Sam Merc February 22, 2013
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duckfelta

Duckfelta (noun) A person, male or female with sexual desire for water fowl. duckfelta
When I found out that girl was duckfelta, I knew she was ratchet
by The dude 3894 September 17, 2013
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Dickleberg

A person usually a guy who has a lot of dick (and idiot) shoved into his personality
"He is such a dickleberg I can't believe I was friends with him"
by Chabenanchii September 25, 2013
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dickletoe

When you can see the outline of ones dick through their pants
Like a camel toe for men, dickletoe
by Lenzy32 January 27, 2015
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