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Dutch facial

Placing the space between the scrotum and the anus on the face of target and clenching.
Hey hold him down while I give him a Dutch facial.
by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019
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dutch eggnog

The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.
Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.
by mac 007 April 6, 2016
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Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar
by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022
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Dutch Valentine

A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
"Wow, Anat and Shahar really had a Dutch Valentine, eh?"
by Zombiefruit February 6, 2019
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Tabacco Dutch

A combination of musk ,drywall and coconut oil ,with a hint of motoroil, Brill cream and alot ot sexiness.
"I got me some tobacco Dutch last night mmm. The combination of musk ,drywall coconut oil ,motor oil,Brill cream and alot ot sexiness:mmmmm Best Tabacco Dutch sexy man
by Ling ling 2.0 February 12, 2019
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pardon the dutch

A term used in the Wild West to apologize when using violence or force towards a criminal.
Sheriff, pardon the dutch! We have a few criminals to arrest!
by SussyGrandpa July 19, 2021
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dutch heater

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.
"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."
by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016
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