The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream.
Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right?
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
Bryant: Yes, you haven't been in the strip for days. Where were you? I was beginning to think you'd never show.
Morris: Buddy, she can't be in every strip. She's got to have a break once in a while. She's your Gunny Granny, for crying out loud.
Midge: (laughing) You know, he's right. Just because she isn't in the strip doesn't mean she isn't here. (picks up a jar of Martian Mud) Do you want me to use this? You love it when Beatrice does it.
Bryant: A massage? You'd actually give me a Martian Mud massage? Okay, just make sure you go all over my body. That's the best one.
Beatrice: That's one way to cure it. Hey sweetie, there's a soccer game going on later. And I'm coaching it. Want to come?
Bryant: Sure, maybe we could bring Grandpa Hec and Grandma Flo. But would I still be sad if I came?
Beatrice: No, you wouldn't be sad. Middleton's Disease is tough, I know. But you'll get over it quickly. (she starts massaging Bryant with the Martian Mud) There you go, sweetie. Now, isn't that better? I love you, honey. And I always will. A Gunny Granny's gotta do what a Gunny Granny's gotta do.
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A medium sized school ran by a broke ass principal, a whale, and a tomato. Has a woman with a moustache that looks like a pug, and an almond. Fights everyday, ghetto as fuck, there a fat bitch named cici and all she fights is weak peope.
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Definition: A 21-38 year old harry virgin male that weighs about 40-80kg who lives in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general. They have more blubber than a walrus and know every single anime. EVER. They have at LEAST masterbaited 100000000000 times in there life and simp for egirls or anime girls. They have no hobbies or personality. They sit in front of the computer making sure stupid rules are followed. But we all know that whenever the 13 year girl joins the server, they ask for nudes. When confronted they will use all there power to mute or ban you from the server. They say they were not asking for nudes, they just wanted to get a cupcake.
Definition: A 21-38 year old harry virgin male that weighs about 40-80kg who lives in his mom's basement that doesn't allow memes in #general. They have more blubber than a walrus and know every single anime. EVER. They have at LEAST masterbaited 100000000000 times in there life and simp for egirls or anime girls. They have no hobbies or personality. They sit in front of the computer making sure stupid rules are followed. But we all know that whenever the 13 year girl joins the server, they ask for nudes. When confronted they will use all there power to mute or ban you from the server. They say they were not asking for nudes, they just wanted to get a cupcake.
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Disney girls have the ability to soak in information but not process it, they read/hear/see a lot but think little.
Often times, Disney girls are heavy social media users, and have a bubbly online presence so that they may sensationalize the monotony in their otherwise average lives.
Disney girls can only befriend other disney girls, because the rest of society is too realistic. This leads to entire friend groups of Disney girls, as well as workplaces full of Disney girls when there is a Disney girl in charge of employment.
The term disney girl is not limited to females, as in some rare cases there are males whose expectations of reality are unrealistic and dillusional on a daily basis due to these same reasons. These men can accurately be described as Disney girls, bearing no implication to sexual orientation.
Disney girls have the ability to soak in information but not process it, they read/hear/see a lot but think little.
Often times, Disney girls are heavy social media users, and have a bubbly online presence so that they may sensationalize the monotony in their otherwise average lives.
Disney girls can only befriend other disney girls, because the rest of society is too realistic. This leads to entire friend groups of Disney girls, as well as workplaces full of Disney girls when there is a Disney girl in charge of employment.
The term disney girl is not limited to females, as in some rare cases there are males whose expectations of reality are unrealistic and dillusional on a daily basis due to these same reasons. These men can accurately be described as Disney girls, bearing no implication to sexual orientation.
Example 1:
Disney girl: Tomorrow we are going to have the best night of our lives. Tequila shots, the Bachelor at 9pm and Jessica is going to be there!!! I have literally never been this excited. I'm going to go to the store tonight and get ready for it. Oh, this would make an amazing Facebook post! I hope nobody asks if they can come... This is our ladies night.
Person hearing her scream from across the room: fuckin' Disney girl.
Example 2:
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Just found a coupon in my bag for Starbucks, combined that with some pocket change and the leftovers from a gift card I got this Christmas and I was able to buy a vanilla chai mocha latte with extra whipped cream! Thank god because I don't know if I could make it through this meeting otherwise. Now everything is life is amazing :DDDD
Disney girl: Tomorrow we are going to have the best night of our lives. Tequila shots, the Bachelor at 9pm and Jessica is going to be there!!! I have literally never been this excited. I'm going to go to the store tonight and get ready for it. Oh, this would make an amazing Facebook post! I hope nobody asks if they can come... This is our ladies night.
Person hearing her scream from across the room: fuckin' Disney girl.
Example 2:
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Just found a coupon in my bag for Starbucks, combined that with some pocket change and the leftovers from a gift card I got this Christmas and I was able to buy a vanilla chai mocha latte with extra whipped cream! Thank god because I don't know if I could make it through this meeting otherwise. Now everything is life is amazing :DDDD
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