man cry 

MAN CRY - WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING A CERTAIN PART OF A MOVIE OR SOMETHING EMOTIONAL HAPPENS IN YOUR LIFE AND YOU SHED TEARS - IT MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE A GIRL BUT YOU CAN'T HELP IT

HE - trying to cover a sniffling sound - wet stuff out of eye sockets - his man cry
SHE - honey, are you crying?
HE - I GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN MY EYE

man cry by BUFFALOKILL March 19, 2011

asain morning cry 

Waking up to sex on the third day of one's honeymoon.

Stuart and Joey awoke to an asain morning cry on the wednesday of their honeymoon

asain morning cry by muskie123 June 9, 2009

dolphin's cry 

The utterance that occurs after a man pulls his penis out of a woman during intercourse and jams it into her anus, causin her to squeal like a dolphin.

(Pulling out)...."Oooohhh....put it back in..."
(Jammin' in the ass-cannon)..."SqueeeeeeeEEEEEEEE!"

dolphin's cry by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

don't cry 

1) used when a friend is having a tough time or seems to have a lot on their plate to make them laugh off their stress and to show them that you know they can do it.

2) a phrase that closely resembles the usage of don't die and the meaning of man up or buck up

3) used less for mocking and more for inspiration/consolation

Friend A: "I can't believe I have an 8-10 page paper, two tests, and a 10 minute presentation all in one week."
Friend B: "Don't cry."
Friend A: "Thanks man, your tender words will help get me through it."

don't cry by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010

mute cry 

It's when you want to cry so loud and so much that nothing comes out and all you have is tears running down your face with your mouth open trying to scream but it's nothing but silence so nobody can hear you.

Karen got into a fight with her parents and ran up to her room and closed the door. She started to mute cry so her parents won't hear her and come up to her room.

mute cry by Silent mute October 19, 2014

Moan and Cry day 

Moan and Cry day always falls on November 1st, the day after Halloween. Moan and Cry day is a celebration of moaning in pain and crying because you are WAY too much fucking candy (or drank to much at a party) on Halloween.

Chad: "YOOO DUDE! The Bros are comin over for Moan and Cry day, u comin?
Kyle: FUCK YAH BRO!

Moan and Cry day by Isurmomgay? November 1, 2019

Kangaroo Cry 

A term singers use when they realize they need to fill extra minutes of their latest album

Cathy sent Dan a song about a Kangaroo cry. Appalled by it's horrendous lyrics he thought about how one of his long time favorite bands should just give up recording music.

Kangaroo Cry by NotYou42 July 24, 2009