Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 8, 2021

Crospy

noun
1. a foolish, ignorant, young person who can´t do anything
2. a smart, helpful person turned into a foolish, idiotic, older person
3. A cringe lord of everything

When you were young, we thought you would be a genius, but you just turned out to be a lazy crospy.

by Scooby Doo wants to lick you February 16, 2021

Cropped screenshot

That one thing people love to do to get conversations out of context. Boomers and non boomers alike.
Though all these people are dumb and asses and manipulative shits.

Actual conversation:
A: How old are you?
B: I'm 18
A: Are you sure?
B: Yea
A: *Proceeds to send picture*

Cropped screenshot conversation:
A:*Proceeds to send picture*
B: "OMG THEY SEND A MINOR NSFW PICTURES OMG OMG. AND I TOLD THEM I WAS UNDER 18 OMG"

by Torteee March 1, 2021

Cromp

Rene smacking someone hard noise in Bri'ish

I must cromp my annoying partner in chemistry.

by VictDojoFunni March 13, 2021

crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.

The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.

by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021

croopdeepoop

something you say when it doesn’t matter like tomaeto tomato

croopdeepoop they’re literally the same thing

by peepeepoopoomeeeeee March 22, 2021

Crop-top

To be circumcised.

Owen doesn't wear a turtle neck
He's rockin that crop-top

by jkatcorn April 1, 2021