coach jolk

health teacher who gives out a lot of work and was a nice guy but then gave out work that is wayyy to hard for anyone

hey coach jolk. can i go to the bathroom?

by james boxaplenty April 20, 2008

Copaceticism

That which, once said, removes all immediate concerns and doubts.

No wonder Obama won the election by a landslide, he has a copaceticism for every issue!

by gnasteeboy February 9, 2010

coach bombay

in the 90's movie THE MIGHTY DUCKS coach Gordon Bombay (Emilio Estevez)is the coach of the Mighty Ducks who is forced to do community service after being charged with drunk driving. He coaches the team to greatness and falls in love with the kids. Or the term "Coach Bombay" can be used as term describing your best friend who has coached you through life. <3

"Wow, I love that movie "The Mighty Ducks!Emilio Estevez is my hero!"
or
"Wow that brandon is such a coach bombay."

by caseymcconaughey March 27, 2009

cossack slut

In addition to the dated wardrobe, cossack sluts all have a distinctive style of dance which somewhat resembles a stripper of generations past.

What the fuck..check that cossack slut on the dance floor, she's dancing like she has 2 left feet.

by Harry Sack December 13, 2003

coachable

Able to be cajoled into oral sex. Urged on to perform oral sex by a male partner.

Steve is very coachable.

by Justin Hamilton April 28, 2005

Costco

A retailer that penalizes you $50 annually for the heinous offense of shopping in its stores.

Waitaminute, you guys make us buy 10 gallons of Vaseline, pocket $20 in profit every time, then make us fork over $50 for the privilege? Damn Costco, you a bitch.

by CrunchyCookie December 1, 2011

coachella valley

a valley less than a 100 miles from Mexico in so. califorina with the towns of Indio, Coachella, Mecca, Oasis, Arabia, were english is not spoken just espan yo yo (spanish) even in the stores the signs are in spanish ,it 99 1\2% mexican that hate white people and pretend there your best friend ,drink beer in there church parking lot during mass and the tweekers ride stolen bikes and hide there stash in the handall bars, they drive nice new trucks and live 4 to 5 familys in one house also known as little TJ and the one that drive cars bump the boom boom so loud your windows of your house rattle two blocks away and fly the Mexican flag so they think there in Mexico oh yes it has the highest birth rate in the nation

man I got stuck in the coachella valley I thought I was in Mexico, nobody spoke english and dirty pampers in the parking lots and the cops are more interested in pulling over the tweeker bike rider instead of the idiots that dont know how to drive
Juan: turn right at this light

rosa: Im in the left lane
Juan: its ok were mexican
Rosa: I hear Armondo bumpin the tunes
Juan: man his car is a piece of shit

Rosa:ya but he's got some nice wheels

by the Randyman January 16, 2010