Cooter Tooter

When a girl farts and it doesn’t come out the ass and travels out the vagina

My fart couldn’t escape my ass so I had a cooter tooter

by Bigsweet April 22, 2020

Cooterisms

A disability that makes the victim have little intelligence and act similar to Cooter The Scooter. This can include actions like mistaking Lamborghinis for cheese wedges, eating cold raviolis with one's hands, thinking that Vaccines cause Autism and intentionally rusting metals and cutting brakes on vehicles. It can also be associated with all-around “Redneck” acts like having a vehicle that is in bad condition, that is unnecessary loud or Big and driving recklessly.

This guy has Cooterisms
I feel like I have severe Cooterisms
You have a lot of Cooterisms

by Cooter the Scooter August 4, 2020

Hippie Cooter

Hairy Vagina.

I was gonna go down on that girl, but she had a hippie cooter.

by Maispace September 8, 2010

carolina cooter shooter

When you get your girl so close you can slide your cowboy hat down her clit like a Visa card and make her shoot like a 12 gauge

I gave my girl the ole Carolina cooter shooter last night and I still can’t get the stains out of my cowboy hat

by Ole Porkchop July 1, 2020

Balloon cooter

Tight at entry point but expands or gets very loose as you go further.

Tiffany definitely has a balloon cooter!

by Antlet7261 September 17, 2021

contemplative chazz

A term embracing the noble blood of the residents of Kent County, Delaware. These squires and countesses represent the elite society of The Peninsula. Contemplative chazz (spelled chass in Englad) have supported the crown for several hundred years. Recent scholars have likened this elite group to the freemasons and the contemporary knights. The earliest known connection to the monarchy is when a young squire of the TCC entered the court of Henry VIII and bemused the crowd when he introduced what was then incomprehensible but what is known today as "equity." The motto for this ancient sect is audax at fidelis.

Contemplative chazz past and present members include, inter alia, delawareDiva, the Chazz, the freakin rican, Andrew Jackson, and Cardinal Woolsey.

A contemplative chazz might be heard saying "Guys in my high school used to be the King of England all the time. It was no big deal. My name is Napolean and I live in a mental institution."

by Dover 4L January 14, 2008

Contemporary Silence

Its a type of silence that requires complete and absolute quiet. Also means awkward silence.

Tommy often has contemporary silence with Dana.

by Erik Sanchez April 3, 2009