Friendship Condom 

A backup, safety friend. Usually only contacted when the initial sources of entertainment are MIA.

Omar was nowhere to be found, so we looked for our friendship condom, Chad.

Friendship Condom by SmoothxT September 12, 2009

ripped condom 

what causes babies

during the sex the condom ripped and it caused a baby
stupid ripped condom

ripped condom by ribbed condoms November 4, 2008

jimmy condom

a condom named after such a little dick guy, these condoms are specifically made for limp dicks, broke dicks, and short dicks....

Ex. Maaaann your girl wanted to get it, had no more jimmy sized condoms for me.
Ex. Boy you can't fit into a magnum but it's okay, I got you some jimmy condoms!
Ex.That dick sure is a jimmy condom!

jimmy condom by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 14, 2014

bed condom 

a large sheet of plastic used to cover someone's dirty bed before you sleep in it while they're not home.

he sleeps around so much that i had to put a bed condom on his bed before i crashed in it.

bed condom by the real frank the tank April 21, 2009

ego condom

a severe talking to, or something similar for someone who thinks they are great

Boy does Sally need an ego condom

ego condom by dannyshamas October 25, 2010

Cultural Condom 

When traveling in foreign countries, the traveler uses their money to distance themselves from as much interaction as possible. Hiding behind taxis, fancy hotels with western food etc.

Hey do you feel like going to the local market to haggle for a woven basket? No I want to sit at the hotel pool and sip mojitoes. Dude you really have your cultural condom on today!!

Cultural Condom by TDog August 20, 2013

Human condom 

A human condom is where a man uses another man as a condom to hav sex with someone he doesn't want to fuck with his penis.

Man 1 inserts his penis into man 2's ass and uses his penis to have sex with someone or something.

Andrew used Brian as a human condom to have sex with a crack whore.

Human condom by The Monkatee. July 21, 2017