Colin is the sexiest man alive. He's absolutely fucking packing with a 9-inch cock. He'll cream pie you and get you begging for more cum every time. He is also the most jacked dude ever and if any other guy tries to fuck one of his girls, they will get paralyzed.
"Oh shit! I slept with Colin's bitch, he'll send me to heaven."
"Colin left me screaming and moaning last night."
"Colin left me screaming and moaning last night."
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Get the Colin Merriott mug.He is really good at guitar and is in an amazing band called "pergamene" with the lead singer Elaina Somers. He can forget his music stuff for class but other than that he's just a chill guy
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everyone at school: “colin kuharich is the coolest 8 year old ever and hes so good at dodgeball and hes so good at jump roping”
colin: “yes”
colin: “yes”
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