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Chuckey Doak 

Chuckey Doak is a high school located in upper East Tennessee. Also referred to as "choke a dick" or "choke a duck", it's home to some of the most stuck up backwoods people you'll ever meet. The boys there tend to think they're cool if they drive a Nissan hardbody or are in the commons past 11 o'clock at night. Everyone has everyone elses nudes and if you go to the bathroom, there's probably going to be someone having sex. Or the parking lot. Or anywhere really. And all the girls think they're hot shit even though both they're eyes never look the same direction. If you talk to someone from there they're liable cheat on you with their cousin.
"Of course she'd fuck you, she's from chuckey doak."
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Mother Chucker 

The act of being infuriatingly like Chuck Bass. Usually incorperates sleaziness, womanizing, boozing, smarminess, snarkiness, and being self centered.
"Damn that Mother Chucker, he's totally right." In this instance the subject of the Mother Chucker Conundrum rightfully (if not more self centered) assumed that the object of his affections was using another man to make him jealous. Being completey egocentric and self centered, he guessed this being full of himself, but also knowing that not only he, but said object of his affection was completely in love with him.
to throw, to toss, to heave
Pauly chucked an empty beer bottle out of the car.
chucked by Markimus May 2, 2006

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood 

the tongue twister, EVERYONE seems to get wrongg.
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
a generally very cool, hip, debonair dude whose dashing good looks, clever wit and ability to sense damsels in distress and come to the rescue like any good "captain save a ho" make him a most sought after gentleman. He sometimes has his superhero sidekick younger brother joe with him, who is also helpful and funny. Chuck is versatile, a man for all occasions, whether you need a pole installer, someone to give you an amazing massage, or just a piece of man candy to kick it with, he's got you covered.
katie: "Oh man, my car is acting up again, where's chuck when you need him?"

cindy: "yeah, and i'm getting lonely watching porn alone all day, I sure wish chuck was around to keep me company..."

man's voice: "faster than a speeding bullet, its a bird, its a plane... its captain save a ho! chuck to the resuce again"
Chuck by Linguistic artistic January 13, 2009

chuck that shit in the bush

A phrase giving expression to objection, disgust or defiance in response to an act or statement.
Statement: "A cop gave me a speeding ticket the other day"
Response, "Chuck that shit in the bush"

chuck norris 

America's premier ass kicking artist since the early 1960's.
Even at age 63 Chuck Norris can kick any guys ass in the US of A and most of the world and beyond!