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bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance
1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"
by xerinnn January 6, 2008
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Oreo Cakester

When two fat black guys have sex with one fat white girl...
Jamal and Reggie spent some quality time with Debrah by sharing a Oreo Cakester.
by greggory9669232 March 5, 2011
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bestie angel cakes

A loving name for a best friends to take place of the homo-sounding "baby cakes" mostly meant for teenage girls. Referring to them as your sweet angelic bestie (best-friend).
by eerikaanne1298 February 23, 2011
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kids in cages

Separation of vulnerable minor foreign nationals from their "Family" (i.e. coyote-handlers, child-sex-slave traffickers, dark web organ merchants, adrenochrome manufacturers, nefarious et al.) at/within American borders, made famous by Deporter-in-Chief barack Obama in 2014 onward.

Commonly accepted as standard, humane practice for helpless groups who routinely DNA test as having no ancestral ties whatsoever to their "traveling companions"/"illegal guardians", The Great Awokening of 2018 led Libtards and God's Only Mistakes (i.e. the mainstream media) to realize this once-sacrosanct Anointed Obama (PBUH) practice of enforcing protective caging had been wholly corrupted and befouled by the 45toundingly Abhorrent Orange Antichrist, in an unchanged-yet-unconscionable perversion of the once-holy practice.

Thankfully, with the 100%-by-the-Books, Fair-and-Transparent, Constitutionally-Republican, Electoral Dominion & Vanquishing of the Sordid & Foul Cheeto B45tard Abomination, these assembly lines of racist death and ethnic cleansing have once again reverted into state-of -the-art daycare centers built from the blueprints of Heaven itself, with no proactive effort nor consumption of fossil fuels necessary to drive the mystical, healed-and-unified juxtaposition to transform an evil governmental function of White Supremacist Oppression(TM) back to its natural state of Utilitarian Utility.

Truly awe-inspiring, how Our Wokeness works through us in mysterious ways.
An exemplary case study in post-libtarded moral relativism, Science Experts(TM) have finally discovered that the value proposition of "kids in cages", i.e. populating government-owned-and-operated human zoos with helpless civilly-criminal brown children is IN FACT a direct function of whichever political party violently occupies or humbly and dutifully receives stewardship of the White House.

This astounding discovery follows hot on the heels of similar Moral Truths(TM) discovered in early 2017 about the role of the President's party as it applies to the moral nature of blowing brown children into thousands of bloody pieces using satellite-mediated unmanned arial drone technology
by Dusk777 November 15, 2020
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Rofl cakes

To make mockery of; laugh at;noobs
A: WTH DUDE?! 0:5?!
B:ummm im laggin pretty bad. ur not that great either.0:1?
C:wow..rofl cakes..
by GufuXor June 13, 2007
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Little Caeser pleaser

You first apply nacho cheese on your dick, then have a girl suck it off, and as she is performing oral you shove a little caeser breadstick in her pussy. then after you cum, you make her eat the breadstick.
We had little caeser pizza last night, and we had extra breadstick so we did the Little Caeser pleaser.
by DcumDizzle March 29, 2009
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johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.
"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"
by Marshall Bananna May 23, 2006
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