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Get the carson rodke mug.Carson is the type of guy to leave you on delivered and then when you get left on open you want to snap him back. You’ll also see him play his sport and think he’s hot but in reality his personality isn’t. Matter of fact Carson’s end up being douchebags whose ego is bigger then their dick.But you’ll want to go back to him every time. Carson’s just end up being douchebags you wish you stayed away from. So here’s to Carson the toxic dirtbag you couldn’t stay away from.
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I hooked up with a spinner last night. She was so petit I was able to administer the Carson City Six Pack.
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For the blind, he's light.
For the hungry, he's bread.
For the sick, he's the cure.
For the sad, he's joy.
For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
For the blind, he's light.
For the hungry, he's bread.
For the sick, he's the cure.
For the sad, he's joy.
For the lonely, he's company.
For the poor, he's the treasure.
For the debtor, he's forgiveness.
Dear Ken Carson,
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
I'm writing to express my profound admiration for your outstanding musical talent. Your compositions exude a creativity that's truly commendable. The precision in your delivery and infectious hooks leave an indelible mark. I eagerly anticipate witnessing your artistic evolution. You've gained a devoted admirer in me.
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