Shnoze Carpet

Another way of saying Mustache.

Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet

by JWazza October 31, 2019

Shit carpet

A carpet upon which one or more individuals shits.

You remember that guy named Johnsy? What a total shit carpet.

by UptownToodeloo February 16, 2020

Covid Carpetbagger

Someone, or some entity, which will come in during the aftermath of Covid restrictions which destroyed economic activity and killed many small businesses, which will buy up those businesses for significant discounts once restrictions are removed and economic activity is allowed again in that sector. Many of these entities will have political connections and will have helped institute these restrictions in the first place.

That corporation was a Covid Carpetbagger for that local restaurant chain, that family lost their entire livelihood.

by The Jamez October 29, 2020

Moist Carpet Foot

When you get water on your feet and walk on a carpet (or rug) and ur feet feel weird and you get that weird carpet smell.

“Yo I got moist carpet foot” said Tommy

“Ew dude get away from me” said Chris, disgusted.

by vngel1a March 1, 2021

Carolina Carpet

A racial slur for an african-american person for use in an argument.

Black man: "BRO SHUT YO GOOFY MAYONAISE SKIN ASS UP" White guy: "I'MA BEAT YOUR CAROLINA CARPET ASS"

by BIGMUSCULAROILEDMEN July 28, 2023

Kicking the Carpet

The act of inserting one's foot into their partner's vagina

My vagina is sore. My boyfriend was really kicking the carpet last night.

by tree decorator October 3, 2014

Repainting the Carpet

Euphemism for period.

Valentine's day is ruined, I will be repainting the carpet on the 14th.

by Sleepless Author March 3, 2015