Jonas Brothers

Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.

Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"

by ozfox July 21, 2010

Jonas brothers haters

Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.

an example of something you may hear from the mouths of so called 'Jonas brothers haters' when prompted:

"I think for myself."

Enough said!

by SlimTony June 9, 2009

Brother me into

The act of using ones race to coerce another of the same race into performing an action.

I cant believed he tried to "brother me into" a job

by Dave April 18, 2003

Brother Beater

A mag light used by the police to beat black people when they can't follow simple orders.

Get on the ground nigger or I'll you with my brother beater!

by clockwise steve February 21, 2009

brotha bangle

An ankle bracelet that you wear under house arrest.

I asked my homie if he wanted to go to the club, but he told me his brotha bangle prevented him from leaving the house for 30 days.

by whatevaman1 May 1, 2009

Brother Barack

A term used by african americans to refer to president barack obama

Yo dawg, who you voting for?

Brother Barack of course!

by zeke69 October 4, 2010

Brotherly friend

Your doomed. This is usually said by a girl who likes you as a family member, but not as a partner. Your relationship with this girl is usually over and not likely to turn around, but you can still be close friends. Also refer to 'friend zone'

Girl: "Ok look i like you but as more of a brotherly friend..."

by StatueofLuberty October 4, 2011