1 definition by ozfox
Just the sight of the Jonas Fuckers makes every guys (even gay guys) scrotum retract into their body, the "band" consists of 3 hermaphrodites who are named Fagola, Fagzilla and Fagazoid who are really good at attracting 9 year old girls because of their spray on looks and photoshopped pictures. The Jonas Fuckers are shitty guitarists and basically the worst thing that has ever happened to Gibson making me want to go chuck mine off of a cliff and then burn it. A common misconception about this so called "band" is that they have any talent at all, another screw up by disney to get little children into their park so they can molest them.
Fagola- "Let's go pound our faces into the keyboard and the result will be our next Jonas Brothers song"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"
Fagazoid- "I'm going to shove a jelly bean in your asshole, i'd use my dick but it's not big enough"
Fagzilla- "I DO COCAINE!!!"
by ozfox July 21, 2010