Soc Blocked

When someone of the opposite sex blocks you on social media

She just Soc Blocked you dude

by JonSturtz23 February 11, 2022

Ash brockdd

When a leppie turns your world up side down you just got ash brockdd

She’s eetswaaa man she just got ash brockdd

by Leppie chronicles February 27, 2022

Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.

I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.

by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022

Heart Bricked Up

Often shortened to HBU, it's when you get an emotionally aroused, rather than sexually. Think about the opposite of an
"ick".

Jack: When you were caring for those little kids it totally got my heart bricked up.
Janie: Awwww, you know how much I like children.

by probably_jenkins May 30, 2022

Peacock blocked

When a show gets pulled off Hulu or other streaming service to go behind the paywall.

Dang, they pulled Brooklyn 99 off Hulu. I totally got peacock blocked.

by Lawbster September 11, 2022

Kirk-Blocked

Describes what occurs when attempting to answer a customer's support email only to find that 'a Kirk' has already responded with an answer many orders of magnitude times superior to yours.

Me: Fuck...I was four minutes into a screen recording when I saw Kirk's better, kinder and more correct answer post in the thread...
Co-worker: Kirk-blocked, bro.

by ZaphodBeeblebrøx November 9, 2022

Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023