Boobie Blumpkin

When you breastfeed while your taking a shit.

I love it when my wife lets me have a boobie blumpkin.

by Bigdicktony69 April 27, 2021

Reverse blumpkin

(Noun) The incredible experience of getting ones salad tossed while urinating simultaneously.

I came back to smoke a joint. The reverse blumpkin was just a bonus.

by FlappiVajyna May 29, 2021

Lund Blumpkin

A variation of a blumpkin (receiving oral sex while pooping) where the recipient is pooping into a 5 gallon bucket.

After getting really drunk at Divers, she gave him a Lund blumpkin underneath his house.

by KromPecker February 14, 2022

Deluxe Blumpkin 1000

When you go to the county fair with your girl and get hammered and she gets horny so she blows you while you’re sitting on the port-a-John.

Damn bro I was at the fair and got the best Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 the shit was lit fam. Harleys are slow

by Bear Grylls888 April 4, 2022

Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.

That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.

by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022

frosted blumpkin

The action of giving a blowjob to an individual having a bowel movement on the toilet, followed by eating the contents of their ass with their tongue

Steven got drunk last night and ended up giving Freddie Freeman a frosted blumpkin

by The_Titsburg_Steelers June 7, 2023

The Lone Blumpkin

When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.

I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.

by therealtomkiely January 12, 2012