blonde mustachio

when two virgins stand at opposite sides of the room and run directly at each other full speed, after jumping in the air when contact is made both people simultaneously lose their virginity.

dude me and my girlfriend totally blonde mustachio'd last night

by oldskoolsk8er92 December 29, 2011

Tall blonde

Someone who overpowers everyone but secretly as weak as they come inside

Short blonde “your so tall”
Tall blonde “and your so short”
Tall blonde inside -😖🥺

by Magicmustard October 20, 2019

Mediocre Blonde

non descript fairly good looking blonde with absolutely no brains or personality at all. Usually of the middle to upper classes, studying sports science at uni. Has matted bleached blonde hair, shops in jacks wills and wears leggings ugg boots and gillets.

Urgghhh look at that bunch of mediocre blondes

by The Beakster July 17, 2009

Nordic Blondes

grey hair

It's time to dye my nordic blondes.

by Lardcore June 19, 2011

Face Blondeness

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.

Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
9 minutes ago · Like
Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
9 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
3 minutes ago · Like
Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
2 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness

by Jables1234 October 16, 2010

Blonde Mop

1.A girl with blonde hair that is braggy
2. A dumb blonde headed girl

1. Man Hailey is such a blonde mop!
2. Omg girl stop being a blonde mop!

by IzzyTheBakedPatatoPrincess September 8, 2016

black blonde

Typically a black girl raised in the suburbs but knows nothing about the hood or hood niggas in general. She takes on all traits & favorite aspects of her white counterparts including: Starbucks, Giving head, Watching "Friends", and listening to "Flo'rida, Can't hold an argument or make a valid point without sounding like a "Valley Girl". Like's black guys but usually only the Nerdy ones. Loves White guys that talk,dress and act hood but won't actually give a black guy from the inner city a chance.

Bro why you stop fucking with ol girl? Man she's a black blonde bro! I thought she was smart until she opened her mouth and started talking and acting like "Stacy Dash"

by Samuel Mothafuckin Jackson July 3, 2016