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Bland Finale 

Dashed expectations. A bit of a letdown.
The audience had been anticipating Clapton would close the concert with a soaring rendition of his number one megahit, not the bland finale of Layla performed on solo ukulele and a kazoo.
Bland Finale by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
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Mr Bland 

Mr Bland was one of the main character on homestarrunner's webpage and was about of the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" but he was crushed by a falling "Bubs Concession Stand" him and Senor were pretty much replaced with Bubs and are now forgotten characters.
Mr Bland: "Okay.. This is going really well." (gets crushed by some grapes while in the Strongest Man in the world Contest) "oh."
Mr Bland by Stephen DeFilippo December 6, 2006

Cock blender

Shaking penis uncontrollably causing ones inside to fall out and look as if they had been inside a blender
I had to be rushed to the hospital because I got a cock blender and almost died!!
Cock blender by Lilpapiguapo January 5, 2017

The Blend 

Created At Wasted State. Somebody who is down bad, extremely drunk and making poor decisions that will be regretted in the morning.

Synonyms: The Mix, The Blender, NutriBullet, Smoothie.
“I’m about to hop in The Blend”

Connor: yoooo Ben did you see Joey and Jack just chug that bottle of Pink Whitney?!

Ben: Ya bro he’s about to be in The Blend forsure!
The Blend by Jdilldoe March 9, 2022

mule-ington fine blend

another word for a cigaret
i just need to go the shop get sum mule-ington fine blends
Blonde is a light golden hair color ranging anywhere from platinum to caramel.There is no such thing as a dirty blonde, there just brunettes trying to pass themselves off as blondes, and brunettes who dye their hair blonde shouldn't be telling people they're blonde when they're BROWN roots are showing.
Being blonde doesn't mean your stupid or less intelligent than brunettes or redheads. I'm a blonde and my IQ is 136 average is 85! That stereotype comes from people like Marylin Monroe and Jessica Simpson.
The main reason blondes are considered more attractive is the human eye is drawn more to the light color of blonde hair than the dark color of a brunette.
Blonde is actually an endangered hair color. Only 1 in every 20 women is a natural blonde and only 1 in every 45 men is a natural blonde. This is due to blonde being a ressive trait. Brunette is a dominate trait. Its practically impossible for 2 brunettes who had brunette parents to have blonde children.
Just because someone is blonde it does'nt mean they're a hooker or sluty or easy. Hair color really does'nt really judge that. That just comes from stupid blondes who act all prissy and dumb because they think it's cute, and most guys do think it's cute.
Every hair color is speacial and unique in it's own way and they can all have fun.
- Just because some blondes are sluty disty and blonde does'nt mean we all are -
Blonde by Devonna August 31, 2005