Blandthorn

Refers to a world traveling vixen of un-matched beauty, charm and grace. A riveting enchantress of amazing wit.

That sheila was so blandthorn.

With the proper amount of blandthorn, you could conquer the world.

by Setting Out November 24, 2010

blackthorn

The sweetest and most dedicated shadowhunter family from the dark artifices, including Julian, helen, mark, Drusilla, Tavvy, Ty and Livvy.

"Oh my god the blackthorn family makes my heart melt"
"Ahhhhhh"

by BILLYBILLYBEAN July 24, 2019

blandthrax

A term describing something totally lacking in flavour, style, identity, political platform, humour or any distinguishing characteristics to engender an emotional response (positive or negative). It may be considered something so bland that it's actually a a weaponised form of boredom.

I just don't like white bread, it's blandthrax.

American Idol is just musical blandthrax, dude.

Japanese cars from the 1980s were mostly blandthrax - all grey plastic and boxy.

Oh man, spent 2 hours today filling in my passport application form, feels like a blandthrax attack!

by Killdozer July 16, 2009