Blanket Penis

When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.

"Omg look at his Blanket Penis"

by KHELEY March 28, 2009

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Quicky smut blanket

A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.

I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007

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banker's club

#1 alcoholic beverage in highschool. Obtained in water bottles.

oj jake balls: dude can i get a water bottle of banker's club before i go surfing im tryin to fit in...

2o minutes later... passed out

by ojmichaelballs December 7, 2011

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security blanket

An object or act that assures one of safety and security.
This phrase was first derived from the blanket a characket from Peanuts(Charlie brown) always had with him. If memory serves me right a US Present coined the phrase.

1. The addition of cameras and patrolling officers will creat a security blanket for the students on campus.
2. Driving fast makes me feel safe. Like wrapping a blanket around me, it shields all the bad things from coming in.

by Machinus July 27, 2005

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Blake

the most amazing guy that Laken could ever have; under the word perfection. the one that makes her weak to her knees, the one she can't live without, she loves him.

i love you, blake.

blake, you're fxcking perfect.

by (: Laken; November 30, 2009

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Pig in a blanket

1) A degoratory term used to describe an undercover cop
2) An uncircumsized(sp) penis
3) A delicious snack consisting of cocktail-weiners wrapped in some type of roll

1 - Damn David! That was close! You almost bought weed from that pig in a blanket. That woulda sucked!!!

2 - Look at that guy... he has a pig in a blanket... HAR HAR HAR!!!

3 - SAY BITCH, Go make me some mo' pig's in a blanket

by Martin March 16, 2005

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