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The Bible

A reliable collection of historical documents written by eyewitnesses about eyewitness accounts, with every author-which there is forty of them, whom most have never met each other- claiming that their writing is not under the will of man, but under the inspiration of the same true God. These documents were written over the course of 1500 years, over 3 continents, written with 3 languages, 66 documents, and has over 25,000 archaeological dig sites directly proving the events that occur in this book. The Bible has thousands of prophecies, with over 2,500 of them being fulfilled and the rest have yet to be fulfilled,(since they prophesied future events.) One of these prophecies predicted that Jesus was going to be crucified hundreds of years before crucifixion was even invented.
There are over 2 billion people who use these collection historical documents called the Bible as the foundation for the morals in their life.
by Plain_Old_Eli May 6, 2025
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Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.
He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!
by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016
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That’s bible

Girl: yoooooo that Starbucks be poppin

Me: That’s Bible
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Bible beater

Someone who jerks off while reading a bible
Johnny sins needs Jesus so much he’s a Bible beater jerk off and read the Bible at the same time
by Cole4nu January 9, 2024
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Bible Study

The act of holding Paul's dad down and fisting his rectum till he climaxes while his wife Jana watches. Usually followed by the serving of dessert such as pie
Man I can't wait to get out of work and go to bible study later
by shithouse2 January 5, 2025
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Bible

The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".
Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.
by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021
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bible

Synonym for “fr”
“Omg Khloe is losing so much weight
“Bible”
by treetreetree March 25, 2022
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