Bacon muncher

An individual with an odd fetish for performing oral sex on obese ladiessss (BMI over 35).

"Gary's going to Lane Bryant to look for prospective bacon munching opportunities." (verb use)

"Did you see the girl that Gary is grinding up against? Dude is a total bacon muncher." (noun use)

"If bacon munching were an Olympic sport, Gary would take home the gold." (gerund use)

Bacon muncher by Not Gary September 5, 2012

Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.

This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.

Bacon Bits Tits by Ynot2 April 25, 2013

bacon-bottom 

noun-an unusually large quantity of cellulite residing on the backside(ass) of entirely too many women.

If her cheeks hit the floor when she's sitting on the john she's got a bacon-bottom.

bacon-bottom by Steven DePola March 5, 2005

Bacon Wrap Ole 

Same as bacon wrap but is typically followed up by anal sex. This is used to help spice up your feltching experience.

Eric had a wonderful bacon wrap ole' for dinner last night.

Bacon Wrap Ole by The Hairy Pickle October 10, 2005

Bacon Stripes 

The stains on a pair of panties or thong that was found under your bed on a tuesday after a long weekend of drinking beer,smoking pot and fucking.....

A.i found a thong under my bed and cant remember where it came from.
B.did it have bacon stripes?
A.you fucking know it.....

Bacon Stripes by Luckydog182 March 31, 2009

Bacon Sarne 

When you go round a girl's house and then their mum comes in and offers you something to eat and you reply yes please they then make you a bacon sarne.
This is where a mother opens her vagina and you sit inside it like a sandwich then eat your way out.

I went to Georgia's house the other day, her Mum gave me a bacon sarne, it was delicious!

Bacon Sarne by BenBrazier April 16, 2009

Bacon Addict 

One who is addicted/obsessed with Kevin Bacon. Signs include their favorte movies being all by Kevin Bacon; doing a Kevin Bacon impression; comissioning pictures of themselves with Kevin Bacon; claiming to be devoted fans; owning a Logitech Revue.

"My wife says if I watch any more Kevin Bacon, I might actualy turn into Kevin Bacon." - Ivan Cobenk (Bacon Addict)

Bacon Addict by Ivan Bacon December 28, 2010