Logan Bates

Has 9incher best basketball player ever is 5'5 and gets all the bitches

Logan Bates it's so big

by Logy boy69 April 29, 2019

backseat babysitter

When you're the person who's sitting in back with another person or persons you don't know too well or just met, and you have to entertain /talk to them. #wishiwasinthepassengerseatcuzthisisawkward

Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!

by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019

take baths in the pool

you’re dirty

do you take baths in the pool?

by secretnan April 14, 2020

bedroom bats

When a naked man stretchs his scrotum, batwings like.

i went back to this man's place last night and he greated me with bedroom bats.

by -OB December 29, 2020

piss babys

1. the coolest people ever
2. has some of the nosiest people
3. someone always needs to piss but never goes

1. maya: omg hey piss babys
beep: hey maya

maya: were the coolest people ever

2. imani: hera is so nosy (this statement has been proven to be false)
hera & shay: we know ur actually the most nosy imani

3. shay: i need to pee
hera: go pee
shay: no

by pissbabysarchive February 28, 2021

Paris Bates

One of the most finest, baddest, and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. Tends to be shy and introverted but won’t admit it. Very distracting due to how cute and loving she is. Ps: she will reject you but keep trying….you may have a chance in the future.

You talk to Paris Bates? Wow, you’re a lucky one!

by Rodger That June 5, 2021

Sally Bates

Perfect would be an understatement. Like no one else. Jaw dropping, breath taking, beautiful, gorgeous, and plenty, plenty more. Absolutely stunning, fantastic in every way imaginable. With a smile that would make you weak to your knees, a mesmerizing laugh that could make you swear you’re in Heaven, un-believable eyes of an Angel, along with a smirk accompanied with a certain look that would warm your heart. You wouldn’t dare ask for a more ideal human being, it would be impossible. Everything you’d ever want in someone. Couldn’t find the Valley Overlook at French Fort Cove if she tried, but would be anyones first choice to go on an adventure with and find walking bridges (Train Tracks). Eye candy at the gym, you’d forget how many reps you had left if you locked eyes with her. A pure bundle of joy.

Answers to Sweetheart, Gorgeous, “Queen of Ranch” , and very few other names.

A personality you’d instantly fall in love with. Thoughtful, caring, trusting, a blessing, and so much more.

Truely amazing ; Ideal.

Person : What can you tell me about that girl?
Reid : That girl is Sally Bates.

by SummerOf2021 August 10, 2021