Barton

1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter.

2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.

"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton"

"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"

by 13243546tadpole March 12, 2013

batting 100

Batting 100 is when you are NOT doing perfectly, and so you are "Batting 100" as in baseball, where you would be batting 1000. Life isn't baseball, get over it, its just a metaphor.

"Man, I can't get anyone to bring me sushi.. I'm batting 100 today!"

by Corrin McCallen June 30, 2008

The Anal Reset Button

When Having vaginal sex in the doggy style position extremely fast and you slip out and your dick slides into her ass causing her to A: pass out from shock! B: jump across the room! C: scream! Or D: all of the above! This shares some similarities to the use and effects of reset buttons on tomagotchi's and other assorted digital pets!

Kyle:I was fuckin my girl from behind and hit her anal reset button! She blacked out for a second but then we got back to business!

Matt: gotta love The Anal Reset Button!

Kyle and Matt: Crank Dat Tomagotchi!!!

by matt-becker April 6, 2009

benjamin button

Something that even if you sleep through it, you still know what's going on.

"I fell asleep halfway through class, but it's ok, it was a benjamin button lecture"

by jellosea March 17, 2009

Poo Button

a way of life; an intricate combination of music, video and hands-on experience that instills a sense of awe.

There are none. There is only Poo Button.

by eadams3117 February 3, 2008

Loosen up my buttons

An "ebonics" term reffering to taking one's clothes off in preparation for "explicit activities".

Hey Chimp, loosen up my buttons. *provocative wink*

by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 14, 2006

Bastone

Italian definition for "stick" commonly used to describe the visibile male organ for sexual intercourse (i.e. the penis).

"Guys...when are we going to hit the club...I got this bastone."

by jl productions December 27, 2011