Apple Grease

Person 1: I'm really sorry, my mom just died and it's hitting me a lot harder than I expected... She and I kind of had a falling out when she remarried and allowed her new spouse to mistreat me and my sibling for so long, but now all I can think of is the fact that now we'll never have a chance to fix things. What if her dying thoughts were of her broken relationship with me? I had so many chances to reach out, and I almost did so many times, but it just never happened... I still stand by my anger at her, but part of me wonders if we couldve worked to resolve things. Part of me wonders if it's my fault we hadn't spoken in maybe a few years when she died, and not more than a few brief, blunt, cold words in maybe twelve years. And now Ill never be able to take that back, I'll never know what could've been. So yeah that's been really weighing on me, and if I'm quieter than usual that's probably why

Shadow the Hedgehog: Aw damn, that's total apple grease, I'm sorry
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Apple socks

A woman's breasts that sag down and look like an apple in a tube sock is attached to her chest.
So I went home with this MILF last night and she had herself some apple socks.
by Noot Noot July 24, 2011
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jim apple

Another pronounciation for the french saying "Je m'appelle". In other words, my name is :)
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Apple Airpods

The Gayest (synonym for stupidest) technology ever! It's like removing the important headphone jack, adding wireless headphones, and it basically removes the base from music. The headphone jack can also be connected to music amplifiers, but no headphone jack means no bass and Apple is gay (stupid). So then you have to use overly priced wireless headphones. If Samsung copies them with removing the headphone jack too, we're doomed!
Steve: I like apple airpods.

Normal person: Ha! Gay!
by HawaiianPunch1 July 10, 2023
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cum apple

when i cum in abels apple
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apple fingers

One who spends enormous amounts of time texting and emailing on their iPhone.
Look at Apple Fingers go to work on that cell phone. I’ll bet she’s nearly worn off her fingerprints.
by Homer from Gnomer December 11, 2017
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Apple Gap

1. The space in between the teeth of a horse, in which the horse holds apples.

2. The spacing along the parade route between successive deposits of 'road apples' behind the horse.
1. The horse holds apples in his apple gap.
2. The apple gap allows the horse a tasty snack during the parade.
by Gruntled91 May 29, 2019
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