Agented

A wanky IT consultant word meaning that a server has an agent installed upon it.

We can't get any performance metrics of that server. Is it agented?

Or

The boss says "I am off on leave, if you could get the whole IT estate agented before my return, you can keep your job".

by Rolf_G August 26, 2008

Agenda Babe

A woman with a specific plan of action and a strong-willed focus to achieve it. She is generally calculating and cold hearted but quick to do whatever it takes to achieve the goal.

Bill: Did you see Mary at the party, she was a bitch to me but kissing ass to anyone with a gold card.

Bob: Yeah, that bitch is an Agenda Babe looking for for a man with cash.

by GhengisBike December 10, 2010

agendasize

To create an agenda and priortize the agenda at the same time. See Agenda and Priority.

"It" never seems to agendasize the day and this contributes to a lack of productivity and efficiency.

by Gunzo's September 30, 2011

Agenda-based metrics

Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.

His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!

by Shputz August 23, 2011

Agent McFluffy

A man with a dream. Vagina.

All men are like Agent McFluffy

by agentmcfluffy December 7, 2012

agenger

part of speech: noun

1.) scheduled event, meetings, plans, etc applied only to gingers 2.) a red-head's itinerary 3.) a leprechaun's weekly Irish calendar 4.) Carrot Top's touring debut

"Hey, Patrick, is your agenger full this week like Lucky the leprechaun from Lucky Charms?? You know, everyone is after your lucky charms?"

by mathias86 April 10, 2013

agentization

The process of making someone an agent

The agentization process has begun.

by Martamius September 26, 2013