Albertan

An Albertan is a scumfuck from Alberta who makes a shit ton of money and still complains about prices. Wouldn't know how to work if someone kicked them in the ass. The maritimers come out and do most of the work and don't get paid as much as the Albertan fuckers. Rude and wouldn't know manners if it punched em in the dick.

"buddy over there's really rude" - maritimer
"he's an Albertan"

by NS_NB_PEI_NFLD March 5, 2016

alberto

a certain individual, particulary of Mexican descent, who enjoys "borrowing" military/ government issued gear and selling it for his own profit. The certain items an Alberto prefers, cost anywhere from a few dollars to thousands of dollars. Generally an Alberto wont risk "borrowing" an item if the paper stacks ain't right(alot of money). An Alberto doesnt necessarily have to be in the military. He/she could acquire the item from a contact.

Jose: "Pablo, hey have you seen those brand new radios. Our Lieutenant is gonna go crazy when he hears about them!"

Pablo: "Yea S.A. those radios are tight homes. I am seriously thinking about Alberto'n em'. You think anybody will notice?

Jose: "Pablo! Are you kidding me homes?"

Pablo: "What homes? C'mon you know I'm Mexican. Its in my blood!"

Jose: True! I know I'm Mexican too. I dont mind of you pull a Alberto, just give me half. OK S.A.?

by H MOney Bags A.k.A. Ladies Holla August 4, 2006

Albert

A person who likes to hit printers.

I see an Albert at the printer!!!

by SmashStar April 15, 2009

Albenis

Albenis is a nice guy he can dress and he gets girls, but most importantly he will die for whoever is loyal to him

“Albenis is cool he is big daddy”

by anonymous14602795 June 27, 2020

Albedosdrychalk

A wonderful person who loves the Genshin Impact character "Albedo" They're really awesome and cool and amazing and funny and fun to talk to. It's honestly a flex to be mutuals with them

Person A: OMG Albedosdrychalk followed me on tiktok!
Person B: Ew not that furry
Person A: Shut up!! They're awesome **growls**
Person B: O-Okay okay they are!
Person c (albedoseyess) : You're so lucky!!

by Albedoseyess September 9, 2021

Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.

Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Prince Albert

A Medusa on a penis. Most commonly on a chode to draw attention away from the fact that it's a freak of nature.

Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"

by Sam Chaves March 25, 2008