Noun - when an Alaskan stripper gives you a lap dance & leaves a streak down your pant leg.
Can also be used with any state or town!
Can also be used with any state or town!
Man, I got this killer lap dance last night at the titty bar. The bitch gave me one helluva Alaskan Paint Job!
by Rusty Sheriff's Badge May 04, 2011
While having Anal sex with your significant other leave His/Her arse gapping and ejaculate inside. Leaving all of your would-be children swimming inside.
Joel: So, how sex with Jennifer?
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...
Mike: It was great! I gave her an Alaskan Fishing Well!
Joel: Damn son, you wild...
by _Chunky_But_Funky_ December 21, 2016
You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.
While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.
"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."
by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022
Alaskan Spear Dive: when a women lays spread eagle on the bed, and her man dives from on top of a surface (i.e table, dresser, cabinet) into the women.
"Man i Alaskan spear dove my girlfriend last night, she couldn't walk after"
"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"
"Alaskan Spear Dive bro"
by FuckMaster March 24, 2014
The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.
Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.
by CognitiveFuel September 02, 2023
Fucking her in the ass til she gapes then dipping one ball in. When she makes her brown eye wink you'll never get it out
by Katiebearrrrrxxo February 14, 2016
I tried anal with my girl last week and she wanted to pull an alaskan hand grenade and now we can’t get our safety deposit back
by qrx January 23, 2021