Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

50 cent abs

When instead of having a six pack or eight pack of abs, only four (or 50%) of them show due to a beer gut or potbelly on the lower half of your stomach. 50 cent pulls this off in many photos.

"Do u gotta six pack?"

" Naw, I got 50 cent abs . I love my food."

by T. Wik March 10, 2016

Abe Lincoln in a dress

when shrek gets on to donkey

Did you see Abe Lincoln in a dress???

by Cutelildragqueenwithabeard February 11, 2020

abed

is the biggest farkh in all of history

"farkh" means a chicken or chicken shit

I saw a Abed walking down the street the other day so I called his name and he started running like a little bitch

by CHAMAK 101 November 24, 2021

AB&G

Happiest restaurant owned by the happiest man in town

I need a reason to be happy. Let’s go to the AB&G!

by Leopards14 July 1, 2022

Abes

A name commonly used in the Filipino Language, A person who is required and ready to do their Job.

Do you know Her? Her Last Name Is Abes
Oh So She's Smart!

by BlahBlahRoblox January 17, 2022

non-AB only DL

non-AB only DL, is a kink considering being only into diapers (diaper lover). hearing diapers for adults wearing them as a kink, you’ll think they’re into age play… wrong! and this person is usually more into pull ups.

yeah i heard he’s a non-AB only DL, he’s just into diapers not AB.

i’m a non-AB only DL, i’m not into ageplay at all but am aroused by diapers.

by ongommfr June 1, 2023