Asian paper

Lined paper that has twice as many lines as yours, causing extreme jealousy because its owner can fit twice as much work on one sheet of paper as you.
Usually owned and supplied by Asians.

Guy 1: Dude how come Hyea-ji can fit all of her work on one side of a piece of paper and it takes me two whole sheets?

Guy 2: Well duh, she has Asian paper. You should ask her for some.

by GregJenning January 13, 2011

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Asian Food Truck

When you are fucking a girl and she starts screaming unintelligibly to give it to her harder, but she’s so out of her mind that she just sounds like an Asian lady at a food truck screaming “give me order!”

How was it last night man? You get lucky? Man that girl was a freak, it was a like a stop at the Asian Food Truck.

by Boltesian October 10, 2015

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Asian-mom zoned

When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.

Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!

by peechybliss March 18, 2020

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Asian Hotbox

When a group of 5-10 Asian women enter a room with 1 man and proceed to fart in the room then leave the room and lock it shut for 30 minutes.

Man, I could really use an Asian Hotbox right about now!

by Clypsix December 15, 2020

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Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

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Asian Rice Cooker Effect

When your name is Joshua and you have bad memory and go crazy when someone steals your stuff

"That guy has the Asian Rice Cooker Effect"

by no19212129 March 28, 2023

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Asian-niffic

asian-niffic means an asain that is really badass, and or pretty;sexy;hot;cute;etc...
some awesome asians are : Jackie Chan; Wendy Wu; Jet Lee; Terrin Liwag.

Girl 1: hey, did you see Jackie Chan in his new movie!?
Girl 2: yeah! he was so asian-niffic!

or

Guy 1: omg! did you see Terrin in that blue dress!?
Guy 2: yeah man... she looked so asain-niffic...

by BLACK&&YELLOW August 10, 2009

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