twat ape

an unshaven vagina with flabby lips and smells like a buttsickle or a monkey butt.

unkempt orfice usually clogged by a massive amount of long, curly hair.
Get that twat ape out of my face.

Nykia, stop being a twat ape.

I coudn't find the glory hole on that twat ape.

Mike got his hands stuck in a Nykia's twat ape.
by licker-hater January 13, 2011
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ape shit

fecal matter derieved from the anal cavity of an ape
"Woah! Look at that! He stepped in Ape Shit!"
by mma fanatic December 11, 2008
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Titty ape

A hairy woman who is so angry or aggressive that she screams at the top of her lungs and pounds on her big titties, creating a 4.5 on the Richter scale
Someone call 911! I’m being attacked by a wild titty ape!
by Can you burn a Luigi board August 17, 2019
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Ape Escape

When you or another individual does something so profoundly stupid that makes you look like a fool/clown.
Person1: "I told you to kick the ball into the opposite goal"
Person2: "I did!"
Person1: "No you didn't you've kicked it into the our goal multiple times now. Ape Escape!"
by WhisperOfTheWorm December 14, 2019
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Schrödingers Ape

Apes are simultaneously retarded and highly-informed, resulting in Kenny having to quantum oscillate deez nuts.
All their fancy quantum physics models failed to solve the Schrödingers Ape paradox.
by TrueBananaMonkey November 19, 2021
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sign ape

someone who doesn't know shit about signs
goddamn sign apes designed this wrong and it's not fitting
by Sew_of_side July 21, 2017
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Ape Brain

Somebody who is not very smart; a person that has the cognitive abilities of an ape.
John: hey what’s 9+10
Sam: 21
John: you are such an ape brain, it’s obviously 19 you simpleton
by LeEgg October 03, 2020
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