thanos weed

Marijuana that when placed between two fingers and snapped, half of it turns to dust and leaves you disappointed.

Marquis’ shit sucks, he’s always got that “thanos weed”.

by AndyBotwin420 March 12, 2019

weed yelp

To find a marijuana dispensary by means of reading reviews.

How can I find weed around here? Just weed yelp it.

by Bobby Digital786 December 10, 2010

Crystal weed

Obama's favorite pastime.

Yo pass the crystal weed!

by BillBobbo69 July 12, 2016

fap weed

Someone being faggy (lame), never down to do something

I really wanted to sword fight marquisha is the bathroom, but he was being a complete fap weed

by Elite1227 February 23, 2018

seat weed

The small nugs of cannabis that cover the upholstery of your car.

Guy 1: "The girl that packed a bowl in my car dropped so much weed in my seats."
Guy 2: "Don't smoke that, it's seat weed"

by JungleLove October 24, 2009

Weed Rocket

A Weed Rocket is Elon Musk's secret plan for SpaceX. Elon Musk hopes that he can use the Weed Rocket to chill all the martians he finds so they won't invade Earth.

Ron: "Hey bruh, ever heard of Elon Musk's Weed Rocket?"
Ben: "Nah nigga that shit's wacko."

by CrypticReich March 26, 2019

tommy weed

Some trash weed that broke niggas smoke!

Hey, I got that Tommy Weed bruh! 10.00 an eighth!

by King94565 February 28, 2022