time in a bottle 

See Test Tube Babysee also Sperm Bank}

A Singles bar in the year 2035.
"So were you conceived in the love canal or did you spend Time in a Bottle"

time in a bottle by Tony Williams March 23, 2004

time out 

term used to describe a really hot girl... taking a time out to look at her

derived at baseball practice when the lacross team ran by and the coach decided to call a "time out" from practice.

damn you see that time out

time out by Zack Al November 3, 2005

Time Burglar 

Someone who is chronically late to the point of stealing time from you.

Me: 'Where is Sandy? He's 15 minutes late!'
You: 'I don't know why we wait for him. He's such a time burglar!'

Time Burglar by Olap May 16, 2013

time warp 

An effect experienced from smoking marijuana, where the user feels "out of synch" in time, with their bodies. Also referred to as "framing."

I was so wasted, I got the time warps, so I had another beer and was fine.

time warp by lunatik May 10, 2002

time traveling 

The verb form of time travel, meaning to move through time in a different fashion than normal. This can be forward or backward, which is most common, or it can be up, down, right or left when the user is more insane.

I will use my time traveling device to go back in time and kill my grandfather, thus creating a paradox and destroying reality!

time traveling by Tim the Time Traveler February 9, 2005

Time Machine

When you tell a girl your dick is a time machine and that if she puts it in her mouth and sucks till the liquid fuel comes out... Then if she closes her eyes, clicks her heels together three times, while swallowing and says "I want to go back to *time here*" she'll go back to that time... but as she says that you just punch her in the face.

I gave a chick the time machine last night...

Time Machine by Lil' Bloodshot February 1, 2009

time paradox 

Something you shout when somebody explains something really complicated and don't understand a word they're saying.

Bob: blah blah blah chicken blah blah....so thats how the economy works!

Jimmy: WOAH! TIME PARADOX!

time paradox by kavy94 February 16, 2009