A trait that occurs only in men, when he is looking for something he can't seem to find even though it's right in front of his face.
Al: Argh!! I can't find the tomato sauce!
Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.
Fred: It's right there on the shelf! You must have guy vision.
by sunsetfunset October 29, 2008
Get the Guy Visionmug. by ChibiMoo August 3, 2018
Get the Starbucks Guymug. by Muldo February 11, 2014
Get the guy gapmug. by willywonkaboi November 14, 2018
Get the Spider Guymug. The purple guy killed kids in a pizzeria.
The purple guy got springlocked.
The purple guy accidentally freed souls of the dead kids he murdered.+
The purple guy got springlocked.
The purple guy accidentally freed souls of the dead kids he murdered.+
by Rurer February 3, 2022
Get the Purple guymug. A guy with street smarts, city guy not a hillbilly or a suburban transplant, tough, knows his job, can read people. Not a bitch or hipster knows the neighborhoods etc.
by Wolf77 May 21, 2021
Get the Street guymug. A type of person who reminds you of Brad Bellick from Prison Break, namely the first two seasons.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
I.e. They are slippery, snakey, only look out for themselves and enjoy others misfortunes and can be power hungry. But underneath is likely to be a pussy.
“Had the misfortune of bumping into an old school friend today, he’s turned into such a bork guy”
“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
“That fucking prick is such a bork guy, you can’t trust him as far as you can throw him”
by King Remy Brillo October 29, 2018
Get the bork guymug.