antiversary

{n} a contraction of 'anti' and 'anniversary'. The date of a breakup/divorce, etc.

September 6th is my antiversary.

by Elendae September 14, 2008

antipoon

A guy who, if seen with him, will turn your chances of getting any action to zero.

"Hey, what's up? Did you get with Trisa last night?"

"No, dude, I was with fogal, he is the antipoon"

by Streit October 3, 2007

norton antivirus

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

antrea

Honesty, loyal, loving and trusting. A very caring person beautiful inside and out. A very down to earth individual. Who will go 0-100 real quick when need to.

Antrea went shopping yesterday.

by Truqueenga January 7, 2017

Antigoni

Antigoni is a girl who is BEYOND BEAUTIFUL!! She is so beautiful inside and out and you will never meet anyone who is as great as her. She’s so sweet,funny,fun to hang with,loving and the bestest friend you’ll ever meet. She gets all the guys but she doesn’t focus on boys and stuff like that. She has a lot of friends and she is very popular. She is really smart but mostly dumb in an good and funny way and she will never fail to make you smile. Antigoni is great at sports and the most amazing girl ever. She is a type of friend who will never leave you and even if it seems like she hates you, her heart is to sweet and loving that she can’t resist to hate anyone even if they annoy her. Antigoni can also be annoying but in a funny way. She sometimes can be shy at first but most of the time she is really outgoing and makes everyone laugh and they fall in love with her. She can come across a bit rude but in the end you’ll see that she isn’t at all. Antigoni is such a great person and nobody will hate her once they get to be her friend. She has long beautiful light hair with beautiful eyes that no one can’t resist saying she’s pretty. Antigoni always gets called pretty but she doesn’t think it and is insecure about her self. But anyway as a result never loose Antigoni because she can be the only great friend you’ll ever have. Antigoni is one of the best people you will ever meet in your life, she is just amazing.

Girl 1: Oh my god she’s SO pretty
Girl 2: I think she might be an Antigoni, only they can be that pretty.

by Candy Life May 29, 2020

Antonela

Antonela is a sassy, attractive and sexy girl. Antonela is a very optimistic person and she can always find the bright thing in the darkest times. Antonela won't take no as an answer. If you offend Antonela somehow, she will either throw you an even worse comeback or beat you up. Antonela is extremely athletic and fit. Every boy is drooling over Antonela. Antonela is a perfect name for dancers.

"Man, you don't want to mess with Antonela! She ain't gonna play by your rules."

by Lena0103 January 11, 2018

anti-humor

Anti-humor and anti-jokes (also known as unjokes) are a kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Comedians known for their anti-humor are Norm Macdonald, Ted Chippington, Neil Hamburger, Corey Mystyshyn, and Bill Bailey.

ANTI-JOKE: (anti-humor)

Two atoms walk down the street, Silver and Iron. Suddenly, Iron screams and keels over on the floor, coughing up blood and a strange little ball that vanishes in an instant. Silver asks him what happened.
"I...I think I just lost an Electron."
Silver is taken aback. "Are you sure?"
Iron turns to him slowly. His eyes are pulsing red and veins are showing all along his shiny face. Clouds roll in. Darkness falls, thunder cracks in the distance, the light creating a sharp profile of Iron before he falls back into a darkness pierced only by his gleaming eyes. Finally, he opens his mouth, and slowly he wraps his word around every syllable, savouring it. He says... "Of course I'm fucking sure!"

REAL JOKE:

Two atoms walking down the street.
One says "I've lost an electron."
Other says "Are you sure?"
First says "I'm positive."

by PieInMyEye November 5, 2009