by aidenthesnork March 2, 2020
Get the Florida blowjobmug. A blowjob consisting of mostly tongue action as opposed to the traditional suck and tug. It is not exclusively tongue, as it includes any variation of light biting and sucking. It is considered a form of "cock worship," as the person administering the Danish Blowjob lavishes the penis and testicles of the recipient with much attention from the tongue.
My girlfriend decided to change things up on valentines day; she tied me to the bed and gave me a Danish Blowjob. It utterly blew my mind!
by DoodleBobbyJoe September 4, 2016
Get the Danish Blowjobmug. Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.
by mohawk hoe May 7, 2019
Get the blowjob pantsmug. A Drive by Blowjob is a blowjob that is given out of nowhere and comes without any further sexual expectation. A woman will randomly walk up to her husband and blow him.
by @mrkulci September 11, 2020
Get the Drive by Blowjobmug. When your pussy get slurped, licked and lathered properly with mutual consent by a male or female performer.
by Wolfslayer January 14, 2018
Get the Lady blowjobmug. Someone who is a waste of space, where the load required to conceive them would've been better off swallowed during a blowjob, but that person is unfortunately living and breathing alongside the rest of society instead.
"I can't stand Roxie... She's a spoiled, inconsiderate and judgmental trust fund baby, when if you take away her looks and daddy's money, she's just a walking blowjob with an IQ lower than her shoe size."
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
"They would be delighted to tell you how suave they were at the drop of a hat/There was three of 'em/One of 'em thought she was a beauty queen/
The other one was a walking blowjob/And then there was a skinny girl"
-Frank Zappa, Jazz Discharge Party Hats (where I got the word from)
by edw007 May 19, 2021
Get the walking blowjobmug. In the month of October a boy can say he wants a blowjob and the girl must give him a blowjob because it’s blowjob month.
by De baba October 7, 2019
Get the Blowjob Monthmug.