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cat piss chicken 

when you played like dog shit egg yesterday and then whipped the other team’s ass at the next game
Ladies, yesterday you played like dog shit egg. Today you better play like cat piss chicken or else get used to hearing “get on the line” at practice

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse! 

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

Ass Dickin’ Chicken 

When you engage in anal sex with a partner who has recently competed in a wing eating contest.
Hey Dave, if you had anal with one of those girls in the wing eating contest that’d be some Ass Dickin’ Chicken!

I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES 

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.

Little jerk chicken

Hey you hit my car you prick.
Little jerk chicken.
Jeez im sorry man take my keys.

Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich 

Made with that RATMEAT (it be hitting though)
Bert: Where’s my motherfucking RATMEAT?
Yohan: It’s in your Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich