Day after balls

The smell of your sack after a day of masturbating without washing yourself afterwords. The lotion smell stays on the scrotum and gives of a distinct smell.

I delayed my bj for fear that she would smell my day after balls.

by Mac Linton May 20, 2005

balls in my mouth

An exclamation usually meant to convey disappointment or dissatisfaction. It is used to equate with a misfortune with having a man force his testicles into your mouth.

After getting a low grade on the exam, he said "Well balls in my mouth!"

by ballsinmyfuckingmouth October 2, 2007

Donkey Balls

The ones that glyniss has

Holy crap! you can see her donkey balls comin out of her shorts!

by not gonna say December 28, 2005

balls-out chat

If both (or more) straight people are chatting naked.

A: Hey Jack, what were you doing yesterday?
B: Guess what, I went to a sauna and met my boss in the changing room. We spoke about yesterday´s baseball game naked.
A: Heh, typical balls-out chat situation.

by thomasonson October 26, 2009

grab the bear by the balls

To tackle a difficult challenge as soon as it arises instead of procrastinating

After that party last night my house was wrecked. I have some potential buyers coming by today so I need to "grab the bear by the balls" and clean up.

by NMGoKS June 26, 2005

Sucks Monkeys Balls

something being so bad that it sucks monkeys balls

jill: my boyfriend dumped me

Janet: that sucks monkeys balls

John: I lost my job

Jack: that sucks monkeys balls

that guy/girl sucks monkeys balls

by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010

Balls stuck to leg

When your balls get sweaty and stick to your inner thighs, usually when wearing loose fitting boxer shorts that don't offer much support. Often abbreviated as BSTL

Billy was stretching his legs apart to try to get his balls to unstick from his legs.

"Dude why are you feeling your dick"

"I'm try to get rid of my balls stuck to leg"

by Scottsurbandictionary May 20, 2010