Dave-like

Small as fuck

I can’t believe how Dave-like I have become doing so much cardio.

Dave-like by Themostundave August 30, 2018

lie like an aluminum teaspoon 

you can use the phrase (or part of it, the example is below) to define the incipient fall depression (or just depression) when you don't want to do anything but lie on your bed, feeling cold inside and sleep on and on and on...

She hates the overcast weather and the autumn rain, all that makes her lie like an aluminum teaspoon and sometimes get up just only to make some tea.
"Hey, stop lying like an aluminum teaspoon down here, it's his birthday and we're supposed to be there in an hour!"
"Wake me up, when September ends!" - "Sure, you aluminum teaspoon".

lie like an aluminum teaspoon by AlexRose1993 September 2, 2018

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair by A816K September 25, 2018

Looking like a Chug jug 

A phrase invented by "qtpie" to refer to a person that is looking good. Similar to looking like a snack

That guy was looking like a chug jug

Looking like a Chug jug by Mathindowski October 18, 2018

Ramble like a dentist

When someone goes on and on about something so quickly and loudly that they prevent interruption

Joey: "Sometimes he just talks and talks and I can't even get the time to tell him to shut it"
Maria: "Yeah he does ramble like a dentist"

Ramble like a dentist by LOLSPOOPYTIME October 21, 2018

I like BIRDS 

When you like birds

Liamth: I want to be a orthodontist.
Garreth: I like BIRDS

I like BIRDS by bSauce2018-2016 October 23, 2018

Hung like a Ham 

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk....and unable to walk.

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a Ham

Hung like a Ham by Saucybastard November 28, 2018