The Red Gates 

A location in Rocky Mountain Hell located outside the indoctrination centres called West Central High School and Pioneer Middle School. It's main inhabitants are drug addicted, fucktards with God complexes and are completely devoid of any common sense. Their ecological niche primarily consists of smoking a fat dooby and polluting the town by tossing their cancer sticks anywhere they damn well please and letting their cars idle to spew toxic gas for hours on end. They have no regard for anybody but themselves. The location itself reeks of the putrid scent of 2nd hand smoke and gas fumes from their shitty, barely functional Kijiji trucks. west central high school Rocky Mountain House

"Hey you want to go and hang out by the red gates?" "No. I'm not a pot smoking tumor."

The Red Gates by DecapitatedScrotum June 16, 2016

Joe red

Joe red is usually a bad ass mofo that is just sexy as hell and smart as a whip. Ladies love him and men want to be him . He can be sweet and kind and funny ,at the same time being dangerously handsome, always knows the right thing s to say and his actions scream loader than words,he is the man a myth and a legend... Also incredible in bed.

Dude that's totally Joe red !!!

Joe red by Redjoeker December 22, 2016

cooking red sauce 

When a woman has her period

Yo bitch, you cooking red sauce?

cooking red sauce by Mobeak June 8, 2017

western red cedar 

It's a sex act. Not sure what kind, but it's gotta be something dirty.

"Does 'western red cedar' count as a sex act?"

western red cedar by RickDwrecked November 17, 2017

sexy red haired dude

They don’t exist, KJ Appa is lying to all of you

Girl “there are no sexy red haired dudes”
Other girl “what about KJ Appa?”
First girl “ he’s lying to you”

sexy red haired dude by The average bears September 19, 2018

The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo 

Step 1 : Piss in the snow to make hole
Step 2 : Drop a deuce in that hole

Step 3 : Pour some Frank's Red Hot on it
Step 4 : Whip your dick out
Step 5 : Go to pleasure city

Hey man, I was really lonely last night so I did the red hot chocolate Eskimo and I gotta say...it was the best orgasm of my life.

The Red Hot Chocolate Eskimo by DuffManJones February 18, 2019

Code Red 

When the specimen of a male species has some movement in his pants which causes a specific are to rise and a specific shape to form due to a kinky sensation.

Ma man Jacob got a code red from looking at Mr ________

Code Red by Jarence Ballesteros June 20, 2019