mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.

Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 21, 2024

Lardy fart

When your fart is so wet and juicy it qualifies as a lardy fart.

Just hit a lardy fart with how juicy it was

by sumsarious the III February 14, 2023

mitt fart

Also known as the queef. When a girls vag makes a noise during sex as you go in and out

Dam girl you just mitt farted

by dolceglr September 22, 2013

Farting With Disaster

When you risk it on a fart and shit your pants.

Thought I could push out a squeeker, no, no I could not. Had to throw away my drawers after farting with disaster.

by Stingy Guts February 05, 2024

fart-narc

A fart-narc is a friend who will share unfavourable stories about you, usually in order to bring other people together.

More simply a fart-narc is a friend who will narc your farts.

“I love Tim but is the worst fart-narc we know. Don’t tell him your business or he’s gonna make you sound five times worse to anyone who will hear it.”

by Yackitol November 07, 2022

Fart filter

Fart filter when speaking about someone who talks a lot of shit knowing to filter what they say

You know when talking to him you need a fart filter

by Markbabi March 21, 2017

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022