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Penis

Too small to see it in your fat body
"that mans penis is so small!"
by arandompersonnotamurderer March 29, 2022
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PENIS

i have a very big penis
i would love my big penis in a toaster -jacob
by jakob has a very big peepee December 27, 2021
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paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.
Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace
by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019
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penis

a weird noodle on the men’s lower body
“that’s a weird penis
by goddefining December 26, 2019
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Brigthon Penis

when someone's dick is smaller than average. usually 1-3 inches
also means someone is fruity (gay)

also can be called Brigthon Dick
Liam: ''She yelled at me telling me I had a Brigthon Penis, I yelled back that I don't have a Brigthon Penis''
Ben: ''You know Mark is a real Brigthon Penis.''
by Brigthon Penis January 6, 2025
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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
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Penis

That big ass spacex falcon 9 looking ass thing in between yo balls
Doctor: we have to do surgery on your penis
by HwHygrr44554 February 5, 2023
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