chameleon penis

penis that blends in with its surroundings

girl #1: guess who sent me dick pics last night
girl #2: blake? again?

girl #3: he still have the chameleon penis?
girl #1: of course he does, once a chameleon penis always a chameleon penis

by pixelatedtitties June 19, 2019

Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

Penis Licker

A person who licks penis. That's it.

"Man, they're such a penis licker."

by Spidermanfucker2045 March 13, 2023

penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead October 25, 2015

penis

a lever

a penis is something you pull on back and forth to open the cum doors

by ncrfilmsisabeast July 22, 2020

penis

penis

'john you have a penis'

by thegreatkzza January 6, 2021

Penis

The penis is a male body part in-between your legs, some call it a muscle and some call it a bone. There are a thousand different slang named for the Penis, but I can't list them all. It is used to reproduce and create new life, however, some use the penis to masturbate or pleasure themselves or other individuals. It is also considered a "Private Part" Meaning you should not expose it to anybody without their consent!

guy: "Im a boy, so I have a penis"
girl: "Good for you mate"

by We can officially be friends. June 28, 2024