dick cheese

when you don’t clean ur fucked up peepee and then you just grow cheese

“oh my god i can’t believe jesse has dick cheese”

by ih8whitepeople July 5, 2019

Cheese

It's just cheese what did you expect

Person 1 : cheddar cheese
Person 2 : you know that's not funny

by Crispy juicy Krabby patty April 22, 2022

sobbing in the cheese

when you’re so horribly sad and hurt that you consume an unreal amount of cheese to numb your own pain

Chadathon the second: i heard you are sobbing in the cheese

cheese sobber: yes

by cheese sobber October 1, 2020

Cheese Sandwich

The act of having two women with yeast infections (simulating bread) scissor with an uncircumcised man's penis (simulating cheese) in between during a threeway

Jewish guy: what you get up to last night friend?
Non-Jewish guy: dude, i got cheese sandwiched last night!

by Sloppy_1306 December 13, 2019

Cheese

A dairy product that is edible and can be found in almost every store

Hey son I'm going to get some cheese the store

by Sjingkokajeh2uks February 13, 2022

Cheesing

It is a feeling of comfort and relax. You are just staying at home doing nothing but melting like a cheese.

- Wanna go for a walk?
- No, I'm just cheesing today, it's my only day off!

by NiKink2010 June 10, 2019

Philly Dick Cheese

When you have too much unprotected sex to the point that moldy cheese starts to grow on your penis, hence the name.

Example of Philly Dick Cheese:
“Yo Philip, I heard that you have Philly Dick Cheese, is that true?”

Love you cheese❤️

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025